Wednesday, October 21, 2009

surefire ways to ensure you do not get a second date

  • tell me dan brown wrote your favourite book
  • ask me, 'what was africa like?'
  • wear pleated pants (ok, this one hasn't actually happened, but i do fear that it will and i will have to deal with it)
  • tell me that you want to volunteer in africa one day
  • you don't drink

2 comments:

k said...

But pleated pants are so cool- especially pleated short pants!

La Cabeza Grande said...

What if all he can talk about is his job? Another surefire turn-off: It becomes clear he hasn't heard one word you've said.

And yeah. Pleats.