in the last year i have been to london 3 times. guess how many of those times a PIGEON FLEW INTO MY HEAD???
no, not just 1 time that would not be grounds for posting.
no, not 3, that would be a sign from the gods that i should not consider moving there.
yes, 2 times!! once in the back of the head and i swear a claw probably touched me. the other time was on tuesday when a wing touched my face. my face! a wing! of a dirty city pigeon.
a greek told me that it is supposed to be good luck. i think he was just trying to make me feel better while stifling laughter.