Wednesday, December 09, 2009

the most wonderful time of the year...

an update, because it has just been too long, but i will keep up my regular posting after this short hiatus.
  • there was no date in toronto.  there were text messages.  there were telephone calls.  but there was no date, which was a shame, because i looked dazzling.
  • i have been off my arse busy after the first charges of human trafficking were laid in calgary!
  • i am watching Julie & Julia at the moment (from my home office, aka, my couch) and am loving it.  just what i needed.
  • this saturday, at a christmas party, i will be sporting this frock.  but a question for you, internet, how do you make it appear as though you have cleavage when you cannot wear a bra?
  • i am overwhelmed with all i have to do before leaving for england in 9 days!  hotels.  rental cars.  visits with friends here and there.  packing, ew, packing.  christmas shopping.  house cleaning.  work.  and then some more work.

3 comments:

S said...

You buy those nude-colored sticky-things that fasten together but have no straps anywhere. I got mine at Gap Body. You create more or less cleavage by sticking them farther apart or closer together. As a bonus, they also help with the whole nipple thing if it's cold.

k said...

i bet there's a you-tube video on how to create cleavage with duct tape...

lu said...

wow, there is a lot of how-to cleavage videos out there!

here is one that is rather...mmmm... interesting and he seems to know what he is doing!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1vjHZHrflc